What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:12
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
When do you feel most peaceful ever?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
No way
Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Why did you choose not to join Mensa?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Just Forget it!
What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why should we share our wife with others?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.